Amid the recent event of Arizona Legislator Linda Grey proposing a new bill to separate the campuses of ASU West and Polytechnic from the main University, the two campuses decided to forgo proper procedure and combine their buildings into ASU PolyWest.
"We've decided that the only way our two campuses can thrive is by creating a separate entity spotlighting our spirited students." Vice-president Langland announced under the shade of the buildings combining forces high in the sky, a-la Power Ranger Zoids. "This new university will take the form of our great student spirit and become a beacon of hope for all small colleges!" The new anthropomorphic PolyWest campus gave a great sigh and began to sulk in the desert.
When presented with the news President Crow sipped his morning coffee, "A bit coarse" was his description, and shrugged his shoulders at the report of the new super campus.
